Long Voicemails

in which Taryn stands up for women everywhere and leaves a voicemail to period cramps, then talks about a couple who've been to every Cracker Barrel... ever.

enough said.

the one where i meet anchors CEO and record a scattered podcast over two days because i forgot

today, on this lovely Friday Jr (Thursday), i called god because i'm stressed about the world.

in which i pray and record it, then tell sean spicer that i might actually miss him (for the memes)

where i address the fact that taylor swift is in a suitcase, i had a meeting that changed my life, and my dad hates the word "chump" so much

try leaving a voicemail for harambe.. hardest request of my life. also, i talk about the phrase "i'm dead" and why we should stop using it.

honestly, this should be the first episode. here, i explain the format of this podcast moving forward and leave voicemails for donald trump, walt disney, and YOU.

in which taryn arnold leaves long voicemails for leonardo dicaprio (and his hat), wonder woman, and the people at Square who designed the omnipresent Tip screen that ruins all our lives

what would i say to hillary clinton if i could? hear it in this episode, plus, what i wanted to tell my mom even though i could've left a real voicemail for her